Step 1: get a hunting license.
I have it all thawed out.
But I keep waffling.
Anyone know where I can find rolling papers big enough to fit one?
I tell them I don’t have 2020 vision.
There was a complete lack of atmosphere.
that's what I call poetic injustice.
I said "80, auntie"
It's called Resume Writing
It's a dyet.
"...so far so good"
I ask my girlfriend, "Do you think Castro will be cremated or buried?"
She says, "I couldn't care less why what do you think?"
I reply, "Probably cremated, people love to smoke Cubans."
Dad: "Oh can we go to the square whilst we're in town? They have the worlds biggest pool table on display!"
Me: "Oh, really?"
Dad:"Yeah! We'll need to leave early though - because there will be a big cue!"
In fact, I'm dead-set against it.
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Me: When do you wanna meet up?
Friend: I will give you a definite time later. We are shooting for 11:30.
Me: I feel bad for 11:30. What did it ever do to you?
