Found a voucher for dough balls at my local pizzeria:
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Pizzerias are quite rich.

They got plenty of dough.

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(X post) The mafia visited the local pizzeria for extortion money.

They wanted their piece of the pie.

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I need to find Vinnie's Pizzeria
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👤︎ u/Smudgeio
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Pizzeria joke and indian storyteller joke

These two were told by my grandfather a thousand times:

A man goes to a pizzeria and orders a small pizza. The waiter asks him: "Do you want that cut in six slices or eight?". The man replies "Six. I couldn't eat eight."

Some Indians were bored sitting around a campfire. One Indian speaks up. "Chief, tell us a story." So the chief begins: "Some Indians were bored sitting around a campfire..." [repeat until murdered by joke victims]

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👤︎ u/bagelmanb
📅︎ Aug 13 2013
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I used to work as a pizza delivery boy

But then I got pizzeria, so I had to quit

My dad just told this one, so sorry if it's been posted several times

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👤︎ u/Spook404
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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On the sign of a local restaurant

Deborah Owen brings years of catering experience to the table, and Mark made his dough from a former pizzeria.

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👤︎ u/J-Dahm
📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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Fancy Pizza Date

Went out to town the other day to La Pizzeria

GF was looking at the menu and said: "I wonder how big the 10 inch pizza is"

Me: About 10 inches

Eyes were rolled.

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Pizza dad joke (judt happened)

The whole family is at a pizzeria. We get 2 pies. They come out on cardboard on top of the platter.

My dad goes, "How do you think they keep the cardboard from burning in the oven?"

Hes the only one who laughed.

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👤︎ u/fpac
📅︎ Oct 26 2013
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Is it still a dad joke if the wife does it?

On our drive home, we passed a pet store that opened up in a location that had housed at least 3 failed pizzerias. My husband said "They must make terrible pizza there" I replied "that's because they are making petza"

He pretended to be knocked unconscious. I don't think he appreciated my joke.

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👤︎ u/deadbarbie
📅︎ Apr 12 2014
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Pizzerias are quite rich.

They got plenty of dough.

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