Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times
...but they were too cheesy.
It cuts like a knife.
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses
Little guy Caught me off guard lol
But it's just too cheesy.
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
With tomato paste.
How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?
A monk goes into pizza shop and says “Can you make me one with everything”
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
Deep pan, crisp and even
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Should have cooked it on aloha heat.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was
“They cut the cheese?!”
And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
Can you make me one with everything?
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With Little Caesar’s
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
He said it was out of this world.
I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry
Ah forget it... it’s too cheesy
That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.
I guess that makes me Pielinguel
You get really full.
What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
Seems like everyday he’s having little seizures.
Apparently I ordered uber yeets
I have to say It was naan’t bad!
Pep-brrrr-oni.
Yes, I’d prefer they wear glasses.
I bet not. Its too cheesy.
It cuts like a knife
It cuts like a knife.
Because it cuts like a knife.
Says, “can you make me one with everything?”
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
I should have used Aloha temperature.
I guess I should have used aloha temperature.
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
