Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
“I’m never going to get to the bottom of this.”
I know she means well.
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
He re-Poe-ed them.
It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.
it's a sweet ass
A good retirement plan.
You floor it.
What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Florida?
>!A hot dog!<
What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Alaska?
>!A chillie-dog!<
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
Some might say I enjoy smoking quack.
Can you believe they let the other guy bring a bloody chicken!
It was the pits
It’s not you, it’s a me mario
But she slowly started warming up to it.
I know he means well.
She was cold about it at first , but she’s warming up to it.
An asshole
An asshole.
But I don’t beat around the Bush
It's called an alco-hole.
He was in a hole lot of doubt.
It was groundbreaking.
Cuatro Sinko
It’s a bottomless pit
Sitting around a fire pit at a cabin we were staying at last weekend with my wife and some other family.
My wife leans over and wipes a piece of ash off of my jacket, to which I reply:
"You love to tap that ash, don't you?"
Everyone groaned.
They are pitted against one another.
Now they don't even have a pit to hiss in
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie own a vineyard called Mirival that makes a really good rosé.
Wife: do you think they'll stop making Mirival?
Me: Even if they don't, we better stock up on it now. That wine is about to be terrible.
Wife: ...why?
Me: Because of sour grapes.
One might say he's a little husky
A magic car-pet.
Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.
All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.
Thought of this one today at dinner.
I proceeded to smell my arm pit, “yup I’d say so!”
A pit bull.
Some might say I enjoy smoking quack
