Pipelining Puns

A list of puns related to "Pipelining"

If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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👤︎ u/notiesitdies
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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What device does Mario use when he wants to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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👤︎ u/Renton_Knox
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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Shakespeare

Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers

  • John do you want a pencil?
  • Yes
  • 2B or not 2B?
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👤︎ u/bscilion
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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