they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.
mountain climbing gear is a distant second
He was number one. He was so good, he was about to break into Hollywood.
Then his kitchen caught fire and he died.
It was incredibly tragic.
Suddenly he was reborn, brighter and better than before.
He was Wok King Phoenix.
I made pasta for dinner, my mom suggested trying some Ricotta with it... fast forward 35 minutes
Mom: Can I have some of the pasta?
Me:Yeah sure, go for it.
Mom: Oh you didn't use the Ricotta?
Me: Oh no, I didn't. I guess I forgotta about the Ricotta
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time “dad I’m hungry” and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
He replied: "Go ahead! Knock yourself out."
https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg
I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
He was number one. He was so incredible , he was about to break into Hollywood.
Then his kitchen caught fire and he died.
It was horribly tragic.
Suddenly he was reborn, brighter and better than before.
He was Wok King Phoenix.
