My piano teacher never farted in public.

He was a private tutor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NingenUser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I got my friend in the car yesterday.

We were driving home through the neighborhood where we had both grown up.

Him: "My old piano teacher lived here. "

Me: "That's cool. What makes an old piano different?"

He took a second but just shook his head.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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