Physical Therapy Puns

A PT Cruiser

It’s pivotal to my recovery.

Well, it's always best to be just Loki unless you're just too Thor.

So I just met a master jokester. The setting:

I came out of work across the parking lot and a car comes at me. So I cross and I hear him go, 'youre walking too fast for this place' it's a 55+ community. So I walk over to talk to him and he goes 'what are you doin here your awfully young to be here'

me: yeaah, I'm 10 years to young. I'm the new chef for your clubhouse'

Him: 'youll be cooking for old men'

Me: 'its a challenge'

Him: 'well I don't want to keep you

Me: 'im just picking my dad up from physical therapy'

Him deadpan, 'well you might not want to do that'

Me: why?!

Him dead serious: well, because he's got to be heavy

Me: ... I can't believe I just got grandpop joked

Him: you better believe it

I was driving my dad to his physical therapy and Shakiras song "my hips don't lie" song came on

My dad: Son, do your hips lie?

Me: UHHH no?

My dad: Mine do, they're prosthetics

Today I drove my father to physical therapy. We passed a field full of sheep and the shepherd was walking along the fence. I said "It looks like he is counting them", my dad says to me "probably came out to count them, but now he is just sleep walking".

One of my physical therapy patients recently came back from a cruise, explaining one of his experiences at the Mayan ruins and pulled this one out, "I was walking around, Mayan my own business"