My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?
What do you call a small cell phone?
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?
What do you call a cow who got his phone taken away?
I treat unknown dogs like a phone call...
I always check the collar ID
The guy running my town is awful. He doesn’t respond to phone calls because he only works after dark.
He’s a total night mayor.
I found a phone number where if you call it, it gives you a famous movie line
So call this number, and get your free quote today
Why can’t you make a phone call in China?
There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.
Why does a bird never make phone calls?
I was on the phone last night with my niece and she said what do you call someone laying on the floor.
My brother said a liar and she goes no, Matt! Very proud of her.
I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
They call it a CELL phone for a reason...
Do witches call each other on spellular phones?
I don't always take phone calls from shady processed meat salesman.
When I do its usually a Spam Risk.
Husband: "I think I'm having a heart attack." Wife: "Ok darling, give me your password to your phone and I'll call an ambulance."
Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"
What do you call a positive phone?
What do you call a fake cell phone?
What do you call a phone that smokes?
I hate people who steal phones, it's always hard to call them on it
What do you call an I-Phone in a blender?
Someone just told me a fear or reluctance to make or take a phone call is called Telephonophobia.
And I was like “that sounds phoney!”
I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I don’t recognize and my phone says it’s from “Egypt”.”
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”
I just took an unsolicited phone call telling me I’d won either £200 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert.
They said to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show...
What do you call someone who sells meats over the phone?
What do you call a rip-off Chinese phone
If spam phone calls aren't bad enough try spam voicmails, its basically leftover spam.
My dad recieved a phone call from the magazine "Runner's World"
women on the phone asks:
- "is (mother) home?"
- dad: "no, she just ran off"
- women: "oh, ok"
I dont think she got it.
edit: This is actually funnier how he said it in dutch (our native language). his words were "ze heeft ze benen genomen" which literally means " she has taken the legs".
When his wife answered the phone and found out the call was for him, John the fisherman couldn't answer.
He was on the other line.
What do you call an Isis phone?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Was asked by sister to call her cell phone so she could find it. I decided it was dad joke time instead.
So my sister asked me to call her cell phone, so i of coarse said "here cell phone here come out cell phone". She then yelled at me and said "nooooooo use your cell phone to call mine", i said "yes of coarse how silly of me". I then went to get my cell phone, i then made a recording of my self calling for her cell phone, i proceeded to go back to her and play it. My sister was not amused and i laughed to hard.
I put my coke can next to my computer before picking up a phone call from your mom. I knocked it over.
I guess you could say that was poor product placement.
I've been having a problem with nuisance phone calls.
The most common one seems to be "You said you'd be home from the pub three hours ago!
What do you call the phone company's mother?
My dad got a phone call during dinner.
Dad's phone rang while we were eating pizza. Its the 3rd time in half an hour.
Dad: "Everyone wants a pizza me."
Call my Dad on the phone: "Hey Dad, what's up?"
"Oh, not much, just the price of gasoline."
Every. Single. Time.
You'd think I'd learn, but now it just feels wrong if I don't greet him that way...
Phone call
Sitting at home today because no school, dad calls
Dad: "Hey, can you check quickly if the basement computer is running?"
Me: "Sure, just a sec.... yeah it's running, why?"
Dad: "Well, you better go catch it"
click.
This is how my dad answers his cell phone whenever I call...
"Myrtle's Girdle Shop. Stretchy speaking!"
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
My son just walked in and asked me to call his phone.
I called "JAKE'S PHONE!!"
What do you call a fake phone?
What do you call a counterfeit phone?
Honey can you call my phone?
Phone!... Phone!... Phone where are you? My son is dying with laughter.
What do you call a fake phone?
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