What does a ghost doctor treat?
Nothing, ghosts can’t get hurt.
My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay.
So my car was repossessed.
Just thought of this, sorry if it sucks. What do you call a man that tries to use magic to solve math?
A math magician.
Did you hear the story about the Phantom Corkscrew?
It had a twist ending.
What's Darth Vader's favorite movie?(Not including Star Wars)
Vader's of the lost arc
Phantom pain. imgur.com/TxZbgTr
What kind of car would a ghost drive?
A boogatti!
Why did the phantom get stretchered off from the ghost football game?
He got kicked in the ghoulies.
What do you call a ghost that haunts a daytime TV talkshow?
The Phantom of the Oprah.
I got my roommate yesterday .
Him: Man, these Star Wars jokes are annoying.
Me: You could say they are Phantom Menace.
Him: Glares at me.
Happy Revenge of the Fifth!
