What does a ghost doctor treat?

Nothing, ghosts can’t get hurt.

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I'm sorry canada πŸ˜”
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My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay.

So my car was repossessed.

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Just thought of this, sorry if it sucks. What do you call a man that tries to use magic to solve math?

A math magician.

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Did you hear the story about the Phantom Corkscrew?

It had a twist ending.

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What's Darth Vader's favorite movie?(Not including Star Wars)

Vader's of the lost arc

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Phantom pain. imgur.com/TxZbgTr
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What do you call a ghost's injury?

A booboo!

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What kind of car would a ghost drive?

A boogatti!

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Why did the phantom get stretchered off from the ghost football game?

He got kicked in the ghoulies.

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Oh thank you that’s delicious
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What do you call a ghost that haunts a daytime TV talkshow?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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I got my roommate yesterday .

Him: Man, these Star Wars jokes are annoying.

Me: You could say they are Phantom Menace.

Him: Glares at me.

Happy Revenge of the Fifth!

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Dad occasionally goes a little high brow...

"Did you hear about the actress who was cut from her role portraying Christine in the Phantom of the Opera for being a problem alcoholic? She was a drunk On-gin-ue!"

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