A list of puns related to "Petitions"
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
Because there's no post on Sunday
It was a boycot.
To /r/kincancer
Idea behind each: Upvote = burger flip motion for burgers flipped, hence my 1k karma / burgers flipped
Downvote = Drop your spatula, that was an actual bad joke, kinda like this post.
And always remember, hereβs one in Spanish: Uno.
They really knew how to put tu and tu together.
Step 1. Go to a farm.
Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.
Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.
Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens
A Petite
Dad: "You mean a Petit Two?"
Loafers.
Me on the phone with my dad - "I got a cat!"
Dad - "What's it's name?"
Me - "Susan."
Dad - "So it's a girl?"
Me - "Of course...her name's Susan. Do you think I'd name a boy cat Susan?"
Dad - "No...I suppose that if it was a boy, it would B. Anthony."
Good one, Dad...
Uncle: Hey K, did you know I once petitioned to change the name of Uranus?
K (the girlfriend): Oh really, what were you trying to change it to?
Uncle: Urrectum
"can you get the petit fours in the fridge?" "you mean the petit trois?"
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