Peter Pun
But Peter came fifth and won a toaster
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
Just give me some kind of stein girl.
Now he works in web development.
Because he neverlands
Peter Barker
So I nicknamed him Re-Peter.
Apparently, it was a pink panzer.
Because he can neverland.
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
Because he Never Lands
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
Single-handedly.
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
The joke neverlands.
It's been fun watching Dinkl age.
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor? It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat? He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
...who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.
He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I'm bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.
"Oh this?" I say, "this is Rob Peters' toupee, Paul."
That makes me a re-Pete offender
Because his jokes Neverland :D
... Elle & Menno P. ... If they ever have kids, I'm lobbying hard for Jake and Kay.
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
The first person says βI was a doctor, I saved lives.β St. Peter lets him in.
The second person says βI was a teacher, I educated and inspired hundreds of childrenβ. St Peter lets him in.
The third says βI was a musician, I brought joy and beautiful music to many people.β
St. Peter says βok, but youβll have to go around back and come in through the kitchen.β
It was not a Sellers market
Pass the saltpeter
I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete
Peter Porker
I mean, who would stoop so low?
He neverlands.
He neverlands!
He never lands!
He never lands!
I guess that makes me a re-Pete offender.
Sorry if youβre a-Pauled.
He never lands!
Because he Neverlands.
