Peter Hook Puns

A list of puns related to "Peter Hook"

How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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👤︎ u/fatherramon
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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Why can't Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook?

Because his punches Neverland.

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👤︎ u/sric2838
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can neverland.

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👤︎ u/p_vit
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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The joke was panned

While watching Peter Pan together with my 9 year old and 7 year old, I leaned over and told them:

"I always wanted to be Captain Hook's First Mate, but that's just Smee."

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👤︎ u/Elnateo
📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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