Sofishticated
Because he was short-handed.
He got a tractor
“Shift it into Rrrrrr”
He needed a new tuna
A quackhead
at a second hand store.
It had a so"fish"ticated flavor. Cod almighty, this is a terrible joke.
I'm sorry
Then discovered I couldn't live on my net income
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
Because his jokes neverland.
Fish
It's a total rip-off
Everywhere I go it is always such a rip off.
And while I was waiting, I was standing on the front lawn beside the car absent-mindedly swinging a golf club (to test my sore shoulder). Daughter starts freaking out because she thinks I'm not coming. My wife tells her not to worry, Daddy's driving. And I told her "actually, it's a wedge."
Because he can neverland.
"Just for the halibut"
It was truly gripping...
Because he was searching for a higher porpoise!
They replied back "Very NAS"
