I once wrote a joke on perforated paper...
....It was tearable
Yall wanna hear a joke about perforated paper?
Ahh, nevermind, it's pretty tearable
I really hate Perforated Paper
It's really quite Tear-able
Did you hear about the guy who invented perforated pants?
They're tearable.
I went and saw that new movie about perforated business letters today...
Tearable...
Sorry honey, my morning breath is perforated
It's tearable
After 12 years together, I just found out my wife hates jokes about perforated paper.
She thinks they're tearable.
I bought perforated paper last week.
It was tearable. Such a ripoff.
What has four wheels and smells like cheese?
Four wheels of cheese.
Did you guys hear of the new documentary about perforated paper?
It was tearable.
i can't stand perforated paper...
... it's tearable
The thing about perforated tape..
Its tear-able.
I had a great childhood
I was always dragged across sharpened perforated metal.
What do you call the feeling when you buy too much printer paper?
Ream-orse
I had to leave my job at the perforated money factory..
... the pay was tearable.
I hate perforated paper
It’s just so tearable.
I went and saw that new movie about perforated business letters today...
...it was tearable
Never buy perforated paper
It's a tearable ripoff
