The perfect storm.
I was being a brat, so my step-dad said
"I think he's on his period."
I reply
"no, I'm actually on my comma."
To which my mom chimes in
"I'm so confused..."
Moment of silence... My step dad looks at her...
"hi very confused. I'm dad."
Many fistbumps between him and me.
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Hail storm? Perfect time for a joke.
My parents were visiting me in Colorado and it began to hail on our way to happy hour and my dad's response was, "AH HAIL NO!"
