Perceiving Puns

A list of puns related to "Perceiving"

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One…or two. One…or two

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👤︎ u/burgergloo
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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I went into a trance and perceived a fluffy little kitten on the other side of the city.

Now that's a-cute vision!

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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Today I Learned the term "blacklist" could be perceived to be offensive

So instead I will start to use the term "minority report"

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👤︎ u/Awesomevindicator
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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How did you perceive this joke?

You reddit.

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👤︎ u/6lol4
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why do they make walls around graveyards?

Cause people are just dying to get in there!

P.S. No offence intended if this was perceived as a bad joke.

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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On a rainy day

What is the best activity on a rainy day? Why, cleaning out the downspouts, of course.

I guess that might be perceived as blatant guttural humor!!

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👤︎ u/meb2gassy
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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