Request: Penguin puns
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︎ Jan 30 2013
Bipolar penguin
What do you call a penguin in the Arctic?
Bipolar
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Iβm 99% sure I made this up, but if I accidentally stole this, Iβm sorry.
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︎ May 25 2021
Which of the penguins relatives always gets the most visitors?
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︎ May 30 2021
Whatβs a penguinβs least favorite vacation destination?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What did the penguin's lawyer say?
"Your honor, my client is CLEARLY not a flight risk."
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Have you seen a gentoo penguin?
Such an improvement over the Gen1 models!
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︎ May 17 2021
How does a penguin build a house ?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Are penguins and puffins similar?
No. They are polar opposites.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
The penguin didnβt HAVE to get a job...
He did it for the halibut.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Where do penguins sit at work?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
How does a penguin make his house?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
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︎ Dec 15 2020
How did the polar bear catch a penguin?
Because it was bipolar...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because Iβve not seen it here yet!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?
The penguin who pushed him!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
The Gentoo penguin can swim up to 22mph
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
PENguin
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to be pilots.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Poor penguins...
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why are fat penguins so popular at parties?
They know how to break the ice
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What does the penguin waiter says?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
A bloke runs in to a bar and says. Quick how tall are penguins? The barman says about three feet. The man groans and says :--
I have just run over a NUN
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︎ Oct 11 2020
When I become a lawyer, I want to defend a penguin....
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why was the penguin popular
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Do Penguins Have Knees?
Or just Bee's Knees suits?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A penguin walks in to a pub and said have you seen my brother?
The barman said, what does he look like?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What do you call the children of the first penguins?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why was the penguin's bail reduced?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo?
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
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︎ May 18 2020
Did you hear about the penguin that couldn't order a beer sampler?
He was a flightless bird.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why was the penguin late to his own wedding?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
How does a penguin build its house
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︎ Feb 18 2021
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
"How does a penguin build its house?"
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︎ Dec 14 2020
How does a penguin make its house?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How does a penguin build their house?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
How does a penguin build it's house?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How does a penguin builds its house?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
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