Bipolar penguin
What do you call a penguin in the Arctic?
Bipolar
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I’m 99% sure I made this up, but if I accidentally stole this, I’m sorry.
Which of the penguins relatives always gets the most visitors?
What’s a penguin’s least favorite vacation destination?
What did the penguin's lawyer say?
"Your honor, my client is CLEARLY not a flight risk."
Have you seen a gentoo penguin?
Such an improvement over the Gen1 models!
How does a penguin build a house ?
Are penguins and puffins similar?
No. They are polar opposites.
The penguin didn’t HAVE to get a job...
He did it for the halibut.
What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
Where do penguins sit at work?
How does a penguin make his house?
Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
How did the polar bear catch a penguin?
Because it was bipolar...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because I’ve not seen it here yet!
What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?
The penguin who pushed him!
The Gentoo penguin can swim up to 22mph
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to be pilots.
Why are fat penguins so popular at parties?
They know how to break the ice
What does the penguin waiter says?
A bloke runs in to a bar and says. Quick how tall are penguins? The barman says about three feet. The man groans and says :--
I have just run over a NUN
When I become a lawyer, I want to defend a penguin....
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
Why was the penguin popular
Do Penguins Have Knees?
Or just Bee's Knees suits?
A penguin walks in to a pub and said have you seen my brother?
The barman said, what does he look like?
What do you call the children of the first penguins?
Why was the penguin's bail reduced?
What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo?
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
Did you hear about the penguin that couldn't order a beer sampler?
He was a flightless bird.
Why was the penguin late to his own wedding?
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