Pelicans Puns

Pelikinesis is a real thing.

Because they always leave with a large bill

If they were pessimists we’d call them pelicants.

Because their beaks can hold more then their belly can.

we would have to start calling them pelican'ts

The bill was enormous!

the food was all right, but the bill was huge!

because he had a very large bill

A sad-looking pelican walks into a bar and orders a drink. "What's wrong with you?" the bartender asks the normally cheerful pelican. "I've already been fired from my new job as a social marketing manager and been replaced by a dang parakeet," the pelican sighs. "They wanted someone who could 'twitter.'"

The bill was huge.

More than its belly can!

Edit: Reposted due to a title error.

a pelicant

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

His beak can hold more than his bellycan.

A pelican’t

Another type of bird comes out of nowhere. "sorry lads I've just arrived from Europe!" says the bird, "Ukraine?" askes another. "Nah mate I'm a pelican"

It was great, but the bill was enormous.

But I couldn't afford the bill.

A pelican't.

Because it's beak can hold more than it's belly can.

For the halibut.

One can't do it but Toucan.

He orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews. The bartender says, “And how will you be paying for all this?” The Pink-Backed Pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, “Put it on my bill.”

I got hit with a huge bill.

It couldn't pay off a really big bill

But a pelican!

Her: Dad, what's the opposite of a Pelican?

Me: I don't know, what?

Her: A Pelican't!

She was quite pleased with herself!

And the pelican keepers warn that they could be facing some enormous bills.

A pelican't.

We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.

The food was ok but the bill was enormous.

Because he had a large bill

Because he had a very big BILL