What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?

chocolate chip peCAWn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sovietbae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I'm turning into my dad

So yesterday at work my boss decided to bring a pumpkin and pecan pie into our office for everyone to share. As i'm handed my piece and start to dig in to this glorious, delicious pie I say "I Pe-can't believe how good this pie is!"

Everyone bowed their heads in shame but I raised mine in victory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxttrot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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While discussing holiday vacation plans.

GF: "What day is Thanksgiving on this year?"

Me: "Thursday."

GF: http://i.imgur.com/peMjgNU.gifv

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanmaker
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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PE teacher's dad joke

We played volleyball in class and my serve was a close call, yet still in the field.

PE Teacher: That serve was out ... standing.

He cracked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMolly4U
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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My dad got me good today.

We were driving to school today and we were talking about PE.

"Your not in PE, are you?" he said. "I'm in weight training." "Well how long do you have to wait before you start training?"

This was followed by a groan.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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