Help me PLEASE
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Used to be called Matt.
Johanna
Cause he is voiced by βThe Rockβ
Because Disney made Frozen about Elsa and then they thought, "We need mo' Anna."
Edit: Just a Dad on here trying to sharpen his punchlines.
Lessana!
I told her, "you're really wearing out You're Welcome."
Urine luck.
What a heart-wrenching movie
My four year old was watching a Disney movie while I was in the kitchen. The app we use for Disney on the tv is horribly unreliable (Disney life on amazon firestick), randomly freezing or restarting whatever we're watching.
Anyway, I'm scoffing a cake I don't want her to have when I hear a shout.
"Daddy, the film is frozen."
I go through, look at the TV and tell her "No it's not, that's Moana."
I think it's the first time she's both gotten one of my jokes and appreciated how crap it is. Her eye roll and "ugh" brought a tear to my eye.
Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
My 4yo son posed this question to his mother yesterday after watching Moana (again). Since he's 4, he slurs the 't' a bit.
I immediately without hesitation or remorse blurt out "In between the Toesies!"
My wife says she'll need therapy and a support group.
This is my favorite stupid joke to use out at the movies. Every movie. Action, drama, comedy, whatever.
Movie ends. Credits roll. People start getting up.
I turn to my wife and say, "Wanna stick around and see if (character) joins The Avengers?"
It works with everything.
After Moana: "Wanna stick around and see if Maui joins the Avengers?"
After Baby Driver: "Wanna stick around and see if Baby joins the Avengers?"
Even works for villians. Why not?
After Deepwater Horizon: "Wanna stick around and see if the oil joins the Avengers?"
I guarantee you eyerolls aplenty. Use it in good health.
