Apparently the livestock weren’t getting a well rounded diet.
Dad: Look kids a flock of cows!
Kids:(eye roll)Herd of cows dad(eye roll)
Dad: Heard of cows of course I have there's a whole flock of them right over there.
I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
Does that constitute cow tipping?
“All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I thought you said to round them up,” says the sheepdog.
It drove right pasture.
- my 9 year old
"Time for bed the cows are sleeping!"
She said "what's that supposed to mean"?
I said back " well it's pasture bedtime"
"It’s pasture bedtime!”
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artifically inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
Pasture bedtime.
They’re out standing in their field
Jan 7, 2017 • Loganville, Ga
Child; "My calf is not feeling so good, daddy."
Me: "Well, put it out in the pasture and let it get some hay."
Child: <pure rage>
Not wanting to walk, I had to burro it.
If so, can you please stop poaching my staff?
This is helpful because the bull charges.
Me: It's pasture bedtime.
Crickets
Neice: Did I leave my sneakers at your house?
My friend told me this one yesterday (hope it wasn't from here) and I was hoping to be able to use it.
Because of all the moosick!
A litre in their field.
When he rounded them up he had 200.
it’s pasture bedtime
A migrating goose was flying over a pasture and noticed half the cattle lying on the ground. He flew down to get a closer look. Apparently all the cows were on the ground and all the bulls were standing. He asked the nearest bull what was going on. The bull replied, "We bull wobble but we don't fall down."
He wrangled them all back into the pasture. Later he found them all back in his hemp field. It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Thib goes to Boudreaux's house. Clautille answers the door and says "He's out back, in the pasture".
Thib goes around and sees Boudreaux standing in the pasture, just standing there, and calls out 'Hey bruh, what you doing?"
Boudreaux responds " I'm gonna win me that Nobel Prize this year. They give it to the man most out standing in his field".
Pasture bedtime
You’re pasture prime
In his sleevies.
I'm definitely gonna call it "Pasture Prime"
It’s time to go to sleep it’s pasture bed time.
My kid said, "Why did you come and get me?"
Me: "Its pasture bed time."
"It’s pasture bedtime!”
"So? What's that have to do with anything?"
"It's pasture bedtime!"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
They said what’s that got to do with anything? I told them it’s pasture bedtime.
It’s pasture bedtime.
Pasture bedtime!
I said "It's pasture bedtime."
I said it’s because it’s pasture bedtime.
I said “It’s pasture bedtime”.
It’s pasture bedtime
Because they go to bed pasture bedtime.
Its pasture bedtime
Does it mean it’s pasture bedtime?
is it pasture bedtime?
It's pasture bedtime!
