I heard they were PANTing at the end of the race.
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︎ May 28 2020
You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...
...just in case I get a hole in one.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
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︎ Dec 23 2020
For most people when you lose your 'khakis', you have lost your pants.
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call a smart pair of pants?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, βArr, itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I asked you to pretreat those pants, you better not try to make the puppy do it..
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
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︎ Jan 04 2021
My cousin peed his pants the other day.
I told him "Yer in trouble."
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
How come the Hulk doesnβt lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
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︎ May 22 2020
The toddler pooped his pants, but kept on playing...
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What kinda pants does Mario wear??
Denim, denim, denim.
Hope this hasnβt been posted before.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
"Trousers" is a fancy words for pants
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Despite my best efforts, I pooped my pants
It was an undeterred undie turd
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What's worse than ants in your pants ?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What type of pants should you wear ghost hunting?
I recommend a pair a normal jeans.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why Do Pilgrim's Pants Always Fall Down?
Because There Buckles Are On There Hats!
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, βyou have a captainβs steering wheel in your pants.β
Pirate replied, βarghh, itβs driving me nutsβ.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What happens when Eren's pant is loose?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why don't birds wear pants?
Because their pecker is on their head
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Why did the pirate put pants on his treasure?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Love is like peeing your pants...
... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family...
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
A Scottish man was just forced to wear pants!
It damn nearly kilt him...
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Dad told me to wear my pants very high due to the pandemic
He said the best way to not get infected is to practice proper high-jeans
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︎ Aug 15 2020
"Are those your pants, stumbling around by themselves and puking all over everything?"
"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why doesnβt a chicken wear pants?
Its pecker is on his face
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︎ Jul 22 2020
If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants
In case you get a hole in one
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What does a pirate say when heβs got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh youβre driving me nuts
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I had to take dad shopping for pants....
When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".
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︎ Jul 24 2020
A pirate with a shipβs wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender canβt help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, βArrgh, itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Aug 17 2020
These pants crack me up...
https://preview.redd.it/294ds0yrw2h51.jpg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59aecd04a9f1a84f21ea972df9bb31ca8d0bf046
Puma pants.
Pu...ma...pants.
Poo my pants.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I pead my pants
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︎ May 17 2020
My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt
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︎ Sep 10 2020
An ancient Greek walks into his tailorβs shop with a pair of torn pants.
ββEuripidesββ says the tailor. ββYeah, Eumenides?ββ replies the man.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What Mr. Crabs wears under his pants?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants
In case they get a hole in one
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Whats worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
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