They say he committed mass jeanocide.
Denim denim denim.
In fact, I know she seamstressed
Skinny jeans!
Is to make your shirt first
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
...just in case I get a hole in one.
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
I told him "Yer in trouble."
Peenagers
The view was not worth the trip.
...Undie-turd.
In case he gets a hole in one.
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
Denim, denim, denim.
Hope this hasn’t been posted before.
It's a fancy pants word.
It was an undeterred undie turd
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck
I recommend a pair a normal jeans.
Because There Buckles Are On There Hats!
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
It runs in your jeans.
He titans it.
Because their pecker is on their head
... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
To hide his booty!
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
It damn nearly kilt him...
He said the best way to not get infected is to practice proper high-jeans
Its pecker is on his face
"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
In case you get a hole in one
When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
In case they get a hole in one
Denim denim denim.
Denim denim denim
In case they get a hole in one.
