Peter Pan Puns
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor?
It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat?
He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
Peter Pan Pun
My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week
Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!
Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.
Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.
I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Whilst soaring through the skies, Peter Pan got stuck in a tree
Which means he'll probably Neverland
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I don’t feel like there’s a knead
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
My son asked me where the pan was at
I told him it went on a wok
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advised…
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.
Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
What do you call bread that overflows from the pan
What’s a frying pan’s favorite song?
Cooking eggs and wish your pan was non-stick?
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
Why is Peter pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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