5 Cringey Puns

(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

  3. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

  4. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.

  5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)

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👤︎ u/punsdaily
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My friend said. “I am late. I have to go and feed my baby hamsters.”

I said, “ Are you sure your baby would like it?”

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📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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Dad Joke for Star Wars Day

This one made me lose it this morning!

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👤︎ u/Bonzo205
📅︎ May 04 2015
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