Ony Puns

A list of puns related to "Ony"

What do you call a spicy, Japanese ghost?

Pepperoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robdingo36
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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The police arrested a demon last night

They got him on possession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterDecember
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2021
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The whole family is sick and we all coughed at the same time

I said, β€œNow that’s what I call a ca-cough-ony!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amadeo38
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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What website do demons post their nudes on?

Oni-Fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeminSupreme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thattiredbisexual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What’s a sleepy mans favourite vegetable?

OniYawn πŸ§… πŸ₯±

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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What’s a snowman’s favorite pizza?

Pep-brrrr-oni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ussbutterscotch1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a sexist back rub?

Massage-ony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patsalem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I saw a very spicy Japanese pizza demon.

It was a Pepper Oni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?

Pupper-oni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DivinePrinterGod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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