4 Hilarious Online Store Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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I need a pun.

I need help naming an online hair bow store and I'd LOVE to use a punny name. But...My brain is fried and I can't think of anything. Help!

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👤︎ u/badAballerina

📅︎ Nov 13 2016

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Got My Sister With This

We were getting pizza for dinner which she ordered online and I went to pick it up. Before I went in the store, I texted her to ask what name she put the order under.

Me: What name is it under?

Her: Mine

Me: They said they don't have an order under the name "Mine"

Her: Try "fuck you"

Me: lol

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👤︎ u/McGurp

📅︎ Mar 13 2016

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Got my new workplace pretty good on the first day

I just got a job at a power tool and machinery supply store, on my first day (Thursday) I was hanging out around the cash sorting exacto-knives and one of my coworkers is assisting a customer with the purchase of a drill. They're comparing two drills online, one is $149.99 and the other is $159.99.

Customer: So what is the difference between the two drills?

Me: About ten dollars.

heh. hehehehehe.

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👤︎ u/HeldatNeedlePoint

📅︎ Jan 19 2015

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