Olympic Medal Puns

A list of puns related to "Olympic Medal"

What do Russian Olympic medal winners prove to the world?

That there was Russian medaling.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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What did the Russian bobsleigh team say after they were stripped of their Sochi Olympic medal?

Sometimes you win, sometimes you luge.

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👤︎ u/mxwp
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
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👤︎ u/49RedBulls
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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There was once a skier named Picabo Street.

Seriously. She was really big in the '90s; winning a number of medals at the Olympics and other events.

Sadly, after she was done skiing, she got into a really bad accident.

The newspapers the next day all said: Picabo ICU.

Shoutout to my Grandfather who told this joke to every. single. person. he ever met. Everyone in my family can tell this joke at the drop of a hat because of him.

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👤︎ u/Gameronomist
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why do we need to keep a close eye on the Russians this winter games?

Because we don't want to the Russians to medal with the Olympics

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👤︎ u/cmacias
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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