Figured this was the ideal moment to repost this ol’ pun. Happy Father’s Day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/renoraid
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First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.

So it can lift me up and make my day better.

I tried to OC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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The β€˜ol switcharoo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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The β€˜ol factory of puns is churning em out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eckmasterflex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Good ol' ape-ricot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marilyn_McCracker
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Good ol’ Penne
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What about the good ol’ broom
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Nothing like a good ol’ battle of the puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/czarofel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Good 'ol Liam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bdadl3y
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My friends and I went to watch our favorite team throw around the ol' pigskin.

We agreed to paint our chests to read "FOOTBALL" as we sat in the stands. But two of my pals, the first and second "O", didn't show up. And our team lost! I really should've expected that outcome. My absent friends were the bad o-men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I pulled this ol' chestnut out last night...

Daughter's 10 birthday party. Her friends are talking about eating snails...

Me: "Hey, do you think that snails want to buy cars with a big "S" on the side?"

7 little girls: "Why would they do that?"

Me: "so when they drive past, people say 'look at at that S-car go!'"

I watched 14 eyes roll simultaneously and loved every minute of it!

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Got my wife on a regular ol Tuesday night.

She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?" So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?" ...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night. *(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chronstoppable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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The ol' dad joke-a-roo

answering a question on Jeopardy

Me: What are dates?

Me: farts

Wife: That's gross.

Me: Yeah, I don't like dates either.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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So I called up the ol' man with a question...

I said, "Dad, can I ask you a question?" Without a second's hesitation, "Sure. You just did."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zbreeze3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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Went out to dinner with my ol' man

After dinner, he leaves a feedback for the waitress.

"We had chicken and Duck. It was absolutely fowl"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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