A list of puns related to "Officiating"
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
I turn to her and say “I bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”
Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy
They are so good at pointing out everything men do wrong already.
But the instructions just say ‘You know the rules, and so do I”
Cardinal Directions
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
Only Tolkiens
“Don’t stand so close to me!” by The Police
Once a punnet time....
So I guess 2020 is hindsight
[edit: I'd been waiting to post that!]
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim “hey (son’s name) you’re really rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’ now.” My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
It must be viral.
Edit: OMG Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
or they could be charged with a salt.
Subordinate Clauses
.. last year I raked it in.
Thank you for your cervix.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
What we have, here, is a failure to excommunicate.
I’m officiating a wedding Saturday and want to weave in some of your finest. Please share some of your best to help me deliver some laughs!
Edit: ... help me deliver some eye rolls and long nasal exhalations.
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
2020, 24 hours to go...
The officials said it was "a big red flag".
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
A beeraucracy.
Woohoo, i got a yob! :D
He was an artificial art official.
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
It’s a small scale operation.
Oboy
Bounty hunters
Solitaire.
They just pick things up as they go along.
But the instructions just say ‘You know the rules, and so do I”
They just pick it up as they go.
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
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