Officer Rank Puns

A list of puns related to "Officer Rank"

Who is the highest ranking officer in the popcorn army?

The kernel.

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👤︎ u/lazlowoodbine
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a senior-ranked military officer who offers nuggets of factual wisdom?

The Colonel of Truth

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👤︎ u/CopsaLau
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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The military is supposed to straighten people out, but I once knew a guy in the military who would get annoying and argue with me about the smallest things.

He was a petty officer.

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👤︎ u/1401rivasjakara
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
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My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...

When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather

"vee haf vays of making you tock!"

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👤︎ u/FaultyData
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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