My son asked me if he should go to university and get a degree
I told him he should go to a corner so he can get 90 degrees instead!
Dad bought a degree
From Tuktoyaktuk University, soley because it said "blah blah blah blah, degree from Tuk U."
He thinks it's hilarious.
Good one to use with grad students
My friend: "I just received my acceptance letter to this university for the Master's Program".
Her dad: "You'll have more degrees than a thermometer!"
Everyone: "Hahahaha!"
