A list of puns related to "Offensiveness"
What do you call a German who canโt see
A notsee
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact Iโve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
Right Guard
I prefer father figure
Take a gate it's more useful
so I gave him tea.
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You may think itโs A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
Battery
โDad, you canโt say โblacksโ someone might take offense!โ โ...Itโs not a fence, itโs a gate.โ Not his best thanksgiving day dad joke, but definitely not expected in the moment ๐
Because there's a Colt snap!
I hate cancer
Because you won't know where the edge of your garden is
but it just won't fly here.
It was out of order.
I wasnt happy but i let it fly.
All offenses aside, Iโm originally from Britain and we make fun of the Irish ALL the time.
So an Irishman stumbles upon a genieโs lamp and says to himself โooh laddy what have we found here? I tink Iโll give it a rub to see if a genie appears!โ
So he does, and lo, a puff of blue smoke comes pouring out of the spout, billows into the air and the genieโs form becomes solid. It speaks, โOh master of the lamp, I am your genie and I grant you three wishes.โ
The Irishmanโs eyes are wide open with glee, his cheeks and nose red with fire, he shouts โtree wishes?! Thatโs just brilliant!โ For me first wish, Iโll have a bottle of whiskey that never runs dry.โ
The genie, eyes rolling, clicks his fingers and POOF a nice big bottle of whiskey appears before the Irishman. โWell I tink weโll have to put this to the test!โ He snatches up the bottle, takes a long healthy swig, glug glug glug, and the bottle pops as he releases it from his lips, โAhhhhhhhh!!!โ And to his amazement as soon as the liquid in the bottle settled, it gave a large burping โbulp!โ, released a large bubble, and when the bubble popped the bottle was full again. โWELL IโLL BE! THATโS THE MOST INCREDIBLE TING!โ
The genie, steadfastly unimpressed, reminded the Irishman โMaster, I will bring you fortune, splendor, reputation, treasures beyond any imagination. You have two wishes remaining. What would master want for a wish?โ
The Irishman looks to the genie and says โoh tatโs easy! Iโll have two more of these!โ
He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.
But theyโre just the wurst.
A Capital One
Letโs picket them.
They only know dirty jokes.
She said, โSorry, but not Sari.โ
Re-pug-nant.
*screams internally*
http://i.imgur.com/HiikZ78.jpg
It was homophonic.
They were just Goff their game.
I guess it was too offensive
I snapped.
I didnโt want them to make offense.
He was fรผhrer-ous
Only for young goats - then it's kidnapping.
Apple Jews (Please donโt take this offensively Iโm a dumb 12 year old)
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