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I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot
Because they're creatures of habit.
A Transistor
....but don't get into the habit.
Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.
1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.
The 3rd one was too slow!
that's why we stick with father jokes
Lettuce pray.
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎
Nevermind, it's Nun of my business.
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
Somehow he manages to weave through traffic and lands a punch so hard the nun hits the deck spitting teeth.
"HAH!!" shouts Dad.. "NOT SO TOUGH AFTER-ALL EH, BATMAN??!!!!"
A blessing in the skys (disguise)
This could be habit forming.
It's called Wimpledon.
At the Habit-ashery
She did it out of habit.
Twisted Sister!
Bad habits
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
Their good habits.
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
How do you know if a nun is a cross dresser ? She has weird habits....
It'd be a hard habit to break
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