I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."

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Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?

They’re the chip monks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abombregardless
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I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.

'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

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A Buddhist monk leave the monastery...

Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.

One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"

To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."

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A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
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The police got called to the monastery after a ninja was caught throwing people about

They commented: "He was bad at hiding, but he was great with his nun chucks"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I know a religious woman living in a monastery who studies the encyclopedia...

She's nun the wiser!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A drunk man eating chips wanders into a monastery

While wandering around he bumps into a old man in robes cooking.

With a grin the drunk man asks β€œAre you the fish friar?”

β€œNo brother” he replied β€œI’m the chip monk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exhious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I hear the monastery is laying off workers...

All nun essential staff are gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?

Deer Abbey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I work at the monastery.

I would tell you what goes on behind closed doors but it's nun of your business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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A monastery decided to liven up their old clothes by tie-dying them, but the fabric became stiff and uncomfortable. When the Abbott asked a sister to explain, she gave a simple reply:

"Old habits dye hard".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqtshesays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I stopped by a monastery while I was out in Wales for vacation and saw a monk selling chips out front. So I asked him "are you the Friar?"

He slowly looked up at me, smiled warmly and responded "No sir, I am the chip monk."

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Never buy flowers from a monastery

Because only YOU can prevent florist friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCoralRocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Why did the zero join the monastery?

Because it was already a none.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Two of the men from the local monastery opened a takeaway shop on the premises.

There's the fish friar and the chip monk.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Female monasteries are nun-profit.
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Why did the Abbot only tell two people he was leaving the Monastery?

Because he only had to give two monks notice.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?

He forgot his monk-key

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On monasteries...

Playing Carcassonne with my boyfriend and musing about the monks

He: "I wonder how much gay sex happens in monasteries?" Me: "Not nun."

The groan took a minute, but it definitely happened. Sorry, everybody. I know it's not that good.

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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I visited a monastery

and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar'?" He replied "No, I'm the chip monk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I visited a monastery

As I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips. I asked him if he was the friar. He replied "No, I'm the chip monk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qaddosh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchens where a brother is frying chips…

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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A Visit to the Monastery

I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips.

I asked him "Are you the friar"?

He replied "No, I'm the chip monk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldrolex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips...

"Are you the friar?" he asked.

The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a fast-food seafood restaurant?

One was the fish friar, the other was the chip monk!

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