He got his money for nothin’ and his chicks for free
Don’t really know Y :/ (first post here)
“I’m NUTELLAn ya nothin!!”
“What’s a matter baby?”
“Nothin’ much, what’s a matter with you honey?”
But there ain’t nothin to cut with.
My friend joined the Navy. He’s about five foot nothin. I asked him if he had to do anything when cover was yelled.
Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.
Thanks for nothin....
Ill show myself out
I was talking to my dad about my new job at McDonald's. While telling him about a customer who comes in every morning and always complains about their breakfast sandwich. My dad suggested:
"Next time he comes in, offer him an Egg Mc-nothin'!"
God....
got nothin but nyet.
My boss and a couple other employees were discussing how I came in even though I was sick and one employee, who is from the Ukraine said "I guess I dont get sick because I ha e better genes to handle the cold weather." My boss replied with "Well what are they? Levis?" We all had a giggle.
Later that very same day I delivered a bag to a post office which must've went out by mistake because it had zero items. When I was leaving the man who received the delivery said to me "Have a good day and thanks for nothin!"
Hair goes nothin'!
and we found a Schecter C1 with a natural wood finish and spent like an hour playing it, despite being in the middle of a room packed full of exotic guitars. I own a Schecter bass and through playing a few different models I have come to the conclusion that Schecter is the Valve of guitar manufacturers, but I'm not here to wax poetic about Schecters, I can do that on my own time.
Anyway, we went home afterwards and he posted a status on Facebook about it, which included the line
> ...and in a room full of hyperexotics, spent an hour metaphorically jerking off to a Schecter C1.
I replied with
>>metaphorically
and he came back with
>They don't call it a wood finish for nothin'.
Today is my father's birthday so naturally we wanted his grandson, my son to tell him happy birthday on the phone. For some reason he was being super quiet. I kept saying "Say happy birthday to Papa, say happy birthday" Nope, nothin, nada. I say again "Say happy birthday silence.....say anything"
My son "Anything"
He's going to be a great Dad
Me: I'm hungry can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Here, let me make you a grilled cheese.
(proceeds to open fridge, and take out the cheese)
Dad: GOD DAMNIT CHEESE,YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHIN. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME WORK DONE TODAY. KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WONT BE HERE NEXT MONDAY...
I never got a sandwich.
Brother: there's nothin like hotdogs cooked on the grill
Grandma: there's nothing like anything cooked on the grill
Sis: actually, everything on the grill has one thing in common, it was cooked on the grill
Nothin' but a G string
I'm Thirst-E
and I'm here to say
I ain't had nothin' to drink
not a drop all day
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everyday after school first thing she said and my rappin reply- my daughter wanted to kill me
He got his money for nothin, and his chicks for free
