Nikolai Podvoisky Puns

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Introduction & disclaimer

Greetings, Legends. The unique Worcester light cruiser class — the largest in history — owe their existence solely to the creation of 152 mm/47 dual-purpose guns.
Of four such cruisers planned, only two were built, and one made in in our game in the form of Worcester, a new Legendary ship to come and reinforce the ranks of the US nation.

Inevitably, we're due another breakdown!
It includes points distribution details with an estimation on completion times, as well as a list of all Fleet & Patrons requirements, so prepare for a long read.

You'll also find included a sum of all the Project's rewards.
Keep in mind that the time estimations calculations are based on the following (hard) requirements*

• Consistent daily logins (every 24hrs)
• Consistent completion of all Daily Trials
• All required Fleet boosts are applied
• All required Patrons are applied

*Breakthroughs are not included

The Worcester project is structured around 12 Segments with 5 Stages each.
The total amount of points combined is precisely 102,000,000 (pts).

Let's break it down!

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Projects' Structure

Available slots (Per Segments):

>2 slots for Fleet
2 slots for Patrons
3 slots Daily Trials

Constant Research Speed:

>+3pts/s

Fleet bonus:

>+3pts/s for each Tech Tree Fleet slots
+4pts/s for each Premium Fleet slots
Max +6pts/s or +7pts/s

Patron bonus:

>+4pts/s for each Patrons slots
Max +4pts/s

Patrons Specifications:

Commanders need to be at Rank 4 for Segment 1, with an increase of 1 required level per segment.
(Segment 1 = Rank 4 ; … Segment 12 = Rank 15)

Daily Trial:

>Win a battle in Standard or VS AI and get a minimum of 100 base XP with the specified ships.
100,000 pts per standard Daily Trials slots.
125,000 pts per special Daily Trial (only 1 slot, specific premium ships).
Max 300,000 pts per day.

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>Daily Trials reset every 24hrs at 7AM UTC.

Maximum Tickrates:

>+17pts/s or +18pts/s

Segments & Stages:

>8,500,000 pts per Segments.
1,700,000 pts per Stages.

Breakthrough:

>Limited to 3,500,000 pt

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

I’d never seen him be 4.

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

"No, it doesn't."

We couldn't afford a dog...