At age 18 I lost both my kidneys...
...from that day in I had adult-neys.
What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?
Adult-neys ROFL
What did Jerry Macguire say to the cow?
"Show me the Mooooo-ney!"
A pun courtesy of my 8 year old
What do you call a crappy lawyer?
An a-turd-ney
This was originally posted in r/jokes, but someone thought it would be better here
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What kind of jokes do you find at the center of the earth ?
Core-ney ones.
I used to have 2 kidneys...
But then I grew up and now I have 2 adult-neys
Got in a car accident and went to the hospital.
I had some pain in my side, so i figured i'd rather be safe than sorry, so I went to the ER. The physician was doing an ultrasound to check for internal injuries, and he was like, "so that's your spleen, we check for this black line right there. This here is your kidney, which looks fine." and I replied "You gotta be kiddin-ney."
my mom thought it was funny as hell.
