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Kidneys....kid neys....
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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At age 18 I lost both my kidneys...

...from that day in I had adult-neys.

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👤︎ u/Quwilaxitan
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?

Adult-neys ROFL

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👤︎ u/theCommonSlaw
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What did Jerry Macguire say to the cow?

"Show me the Mooooo-ney!"

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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A pun courtesy of my 8 year old

What do you call a crappy lawyer?

An a-turd-ney

This was originally posted in r/jokes, but someone thought it would be better here

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👤︎ u/letsgoblue99
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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What's a goat's favorite organ?

A Kid-ney

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👤︎ u/IcyEevee412
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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What kind of jokes do you find at the center of the earth ?

Core-ney ones.

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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I used to have 2 kidneys...

But then I grew up and now I have 2 adult-neys

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👤︎ u/alpha7391bravo
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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Got in a car accident and went to the hospital.

I had some pain in my side, so i figured i'd rather be safe than sorry, so I went to the ER. The physician was doing an ultrasound to check for internal injuries, and he was like, "so that's your spleen, we check for this black line right there. This here is your kidney, which looks fine." and I replied "You gotta be kiddin-ney."

my mom thought it was funny as hell.

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👤︎ u/poptart2nd
📅︎ Nov 25 2015
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