A list of puns related to "New Thought"
It was Koala tea.
Next year is 2020 too.
..this isn't for me.
But I guess it was a fig mint of my imagination.
But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.
But he saw right through it
But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.
I’m sure it would just bore you though.
but one LED to another.
Or maybe it was just a pigment of my imagination
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
You can tell it was fake gnus.
"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"
2019 will be odd too.
Sleep on it
but they had no reservations
I told her I would have to sleep on it. What have I become.
Candida alberticans He really grows on you.
I said it was nice but it was a little Spartan inside.
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I post this now in the hopes that hilarity could be the byproduct
So tonight around closing time I was helping a middle aged man pick out a pair of jeans. I rung him up and told him the price, he looked at me and said "isn't everything half off today" and gave me this serious look. I let out a small fake laugh and said "No". He then laughed and said "I guess that one went right over your head!". I looked at him and let out another fake laugh. I had to resist telling him that I got the joke, but that it just wasn't funny...like at all.
So I recently got some part time work and I'm beginning today and my dad offered to give me a lift over. I had to pick up some black clothes aswell as part of my uniform.
We ere just getting ready to leave and my father was looking at me and said "You should of wore orange!", I hadn't a clue what the hell he was talking about, and before I could even reply he followed up "...because Orange is the New Black right?!" almost immediately!
He doesn't even watch the damn show..
It was just a pigment of my imagination.
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