I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
More info HERE
Crawlers
Those creatures are related to dragons who colonised the cave system. They are descendants of small dragon group that was trapped after earthquake inside small and narrow cave section of the underground system with very spare food source. This environment let to deevolution of brains, due to lack of food to keep energy for its higher functions leading to losing sentience, and wings, due to lack of space for flying, into limbs adapted to catching prey. Crawlers have very good sence of hearing and smell (some subspecies even have a night vision but othervise their sight is almost nonexisting) and abilty to camouflage themselfs with the local types of stone. Unlike dragons, who are omnivores, the crawlers are pury carnivores and preying on all available fauna, including dragons.
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Dragon tribes
The dragons are, like on rest of the planet, a dominant race on Pisaurida but from all civilisations that ever lived on the continent they are the youngest and shortest existing from all of them.
Like all tribes on the Agamidae, the three tribes of Pisaurida originates from Pyrrhia but they evolved to their current forms after milenia when first dragon setllers migrated from Pantala.
Pisauridan tribes are one of the smallest species of dragons on The Planet. Their small size is caused by relatively small size of the caves and lack of resourses to support larger bodies. Another negative effect caused by troglobite lifestyle is reduction of fly ability - because there are no much opens spaces inside the caves the local tribes are able to fly only for short distances and not very fast (the avarege flight speed is 30 km/h) - this is compensate by hight flight maneuverability.
Dragons were able to settle only the large caves located on north region of Pisaurida's main landmass.
Webwings
Webwings are the most numerous dragon tribe on Pisaurida who live in caves located under large mountains at north-west region of the continent. They are currently ruled by Queen Tarantula.
Webwings have bulky bodies, with eight limbs that have spot covered with hair-like ctructures for vibration detection and have unigue arrangement of four muscular legs and unusual one pair of bat-like wings and pair of slim, long hands - This adaptation was caused by ancestory between Sandwing and Beetlewings when a second pair of wings changed its purpose from flight to graspi
... keep reading on reddit ➡For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
You take away their little brooms
