Nephew In Law Puns

Me: #snappingturtle

Nephew: No response

"What are you doing? Making a long distance call?"

He was so proud of the joke he called me in as the only other person who would appreciate it.

This was during Thanksgiving but I just remembered it the other day in the car. For Thanksgiving our family and in-laws all got a cabin in east TN. This cabin had a room with a pool table and in that room it had a door to the outside. Well my 12 year old nephew and I would go to play pool a lot and once time while we were down there I took my shoes off and they smelled terrible! So I decided to put them outside using the aforementioned door. Then the best set up of my life happened: My nephew said "Don't put them outside, the bears will eat them!"

Me: "No they wont, they might take them but they won't eat them"

Nephew: "why not?"

Me: "Because they have have bear feet"

My nephew just stared at me, and I sat there looking like suspense eel waiting for him to get it.. and he said "uncle fr0zen_yettiiii that was lame"

Relaxing outside yesterday with nephew, 2 uncles, and father-in-law. Uncle #1 to nephew: You're off to camp next week, aren't you? Nephew: Yep. Uncle #2: I heard that camp is intense! Father-in-law: In tents!? You'd think they could put you in a cabin or something...

My sister-in-law is feeding my 7 month old nephew. My dad says "Do you feed him any meats yet?" She says "We have chicken and rice and chicken and sweet potatoes." Dad replies with "That's all foul meat." Bazzzing

My nephew ran off to play, then came back to pester me. Me: "Oh no, you're back!" Father-in-law: "And his front too!" I chuckled, so I guess I'm ready to be a dad.