John Travolta tested negative for covid last night.
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
Double negatives.
Double negatives are a real no-no.
My friends ask me why do I see the world with so much negativity.
I tell them that I am short-sighted.
I told Bill Withers, “Ain’t No Sunshine is a double negative. That’s bad grammar.”
He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
My wife is so negative
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby
Negative one times negative one
Felt like posting something positive today
Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood.
At least that's what the sighentists say.
I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.
It’s currently half empty.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to stay away from them
2019: stay away from negative people
2020:stay away from positive people
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
Why are numbers below 0 always sad
Because everything around them is negative
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
My test came back negative!
Too bad it was my IQ test.
What do you call a sweet person with a negative outlook?
The punny side of r/antimeme
Most math puns aren't very funny
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
Why did AB hate O so much?
Because O was to negative.
Today’s temperature, in Minnesota, walked into a bar
Bartender looked at it and said, “why do you have to be so negative!”
The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
What do you call a negative can of soup?
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
Two grammarians were arguing;
it was a case of a tense mood engendering a number of negative aspects.
In response to all the negativity on Reddit, Here is a positive post.
If your fear is a negative one
Then the root of your fear is imaginary
I hate negative numbers.
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Whenever I have a pessimistic thought, I put some money in it.
it's currently half empty
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the professor afraid of negative numbers?
He stops at nothing to avoid them
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