Needlz involvement with this project is truly a testament to Sum's patience. When Needlz offered Sum a track to use on the strength several years back, Sum asked if he could take a raincheck until the time was right. Well, the time has come, and several million sold records and multiple grammy nominations later, we are thrilled to have Needlz on board for Dragon.
Besides producing tracks on Bruno Mars' debut and Lupe's LASERS, both nominated for Album of the Year in 2011 in their respective categories, the list of artists that Needlz has produced for is staggering:
Ruff Ryders, Afu-Ra, Mic Geronimo, G-Unit, Fabolous, Nappy Roots, Ludacris, Young Buck, The Game, 50 Cent, Trina, Cassidy, Talib Kweli, Lloyd Banks, Rich Boy, Swizz Beats, Freeway, Joe Budden, Busta Rhymes, Rakim, Jadakiss, Drake, and Jeezy.
Rather than link stuff that you already know and probably hate (Piggy Bank, I'm Goin In, etc), I will instead shift the focus to the project Needlz is currently focused on - his collab with talented independent artist Honors English. The first track's second verse is a short bio of Needlz, documenting his surprising rise to prominence while battling and overcoming cancer. We are truly honored to have Needlz on board, and I sincerely hope you enjoy these three pieces:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG-3AQ5aP-E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPHW7FUCb7c&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWk9mpjahUg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor (commonly referred to as Food & Liquor) is the debut studio album by American rapper Lupe Fiasco, released on September 19, 2006, on 1st & 15th Entertainment and Atlantic Records. The album features production from The Neptunes, Kanye West, Mike Shinoda, Craig Kallman, Prolyfic, Needlz, Soundtrakk, and Brandon Howard. Jay-Z, Chill, and Fiasco himself are credited as the executive producers for the album. Songs on the record discuss poverty, Islam, terrorism, racism, and individuality.
The album received four Grammy Award nominations, including Grammy Award for Best Rap Album at the 49th Grammy Awards. "Daydreamin'", featuring Jill Scott, won Best Urban/Alternative Song at the 50th Grammy Awards.
Real
Just Might Be Okay
Kick, Push
I Gotcha
The Instrumental
He Say She Say
Sunshine
Daydreamin'
The Cool
Hurt Me Soul
Pressure
American Terrorist
The Emperor's Soundtrack
Kick, Push II
https://open.spotify.com/album/0TDJRkEr2SrhWTetdkEzED?si=xeFuBgojRyOXis1ds8w2kA&nd=1
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
After this 72-hour made album comes out (Or IF it does come out) I wanna see another Lupe Fiasco album with 16 tracks, 1/4 prod. by Prolyfic, 1/4 prod. by Soundtrakk, 1/4 prod. The Buchanans and the rest prod. by Just Blaze, Kanye West, Boogz & Needlz
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
