Pine Needle Puns

While talking to a cop about bad excuse for having drugs, the cop told me he chased one guy though the woods and found needles on him. He asked the guy where they came from and the guy said "they must have got in his pocket in the woods." The cop said to me "like they fell out of the trees and into his pocket" and I immediately asked if they were pine needles. I giggled. He rolled his eyes

Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.

Me: Do pine cones have a purpose?

Husband: I’m not sure, but I know that pine needles aren’t pointless.

*Our baby is 7 months old.

I was attempting to climb onto the roof to clean the pine needles off but was having trouble because the roof itself was really hot. I turned to my dad and asked him for some gloves to help with the heat. His response was, "what did you expect, it's been sitting out in the sun all day?"