4th January 2022
The time has finally come for the greatest interview in the history of Indian interviews, heck perhaps even the greatest interview ever to happen. Ravish Kumar is going to interview the man, the myth, the legend. Narendra Modi in his latest Prime Time interview. Seated in front of the great and inquisitive journalist is the great strong man of India who hundreds of millions admire. Both had their reasons for doing this interview. Ravish wanted to take his journalism to the next level while Modi... well we will find out what is his reason.
They both stare at each other for a time until the cameraman presses on the camera and the interview commences.
Ravish: So... Modiji. How are you this fine morning?
Modi(excitedly): Even better now that I am in your presence
Ravish laughs at this thinking that Modi is just showing his playful nature. He is definitely unaware of the deeper meaning behind Modi's "playful nature". Ravish: Haha. Very nice note to start this interview with. So anyway, let's get to business. What are your plans for dealing with the country's problems such as Corona, unemployment etc?
Modi has a thougtful look on his face before he smiles a naughty and playful smile and speaks.
Modi: I don't have much of a plan for dealing with the country's problems however I do have a plan on what I want to do with you today. Wink wink. As he says the last words, he does in fact wink twice. Ravish is now shocked and surprised. This is supposed to be a professional interview goddamn it. Keep it professional Modiji!
Ravish(nervously): Ehmmm... okay. Anyway, maybe that was a bit of a silly question to start the interview with right at the beginning. Let's start on a simpler note. The last year was very awful for us with the deaths of so many countless people during the Second wave which was just on top of many countless other problems we had to deal with. What would you say was your toughest challenge last year? Modi(grinning): My toughest challenge was undoubtedly to control my warm feelings for you dear Ravish.
Ravish(flustered and embarassed): Okay Modiji this is getting out of hand. This is supposed to be a professional interview in which we get down to the real issues this country face and you are supposed to provide me and insight of your plans and you have made this into a nonsensical circus. You need to stop! Modi has a deep and thoughtful look on his face. Now is the time he pulls his Modi card on this stubborn and librandu jour
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