A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a

Serial Chiller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B0R0line
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Murderer jokes are very dark

But sometimes they kill the audience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ckenworthy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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They say Cain was the first murderer...

But between you and me, I don’t think he was abel to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lontano-02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What kind of murderer has moral fiber?

A cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did the murderer turn on the lights?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peckerbrown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.

It was a briefcase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wingwang100
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Did you here about the murderer that only kills people with pepper?

They call him the ex-achoo-tioner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headless_05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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They told being a murderer would be fun.

They didn’t say moving the bodies was such a drag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweatPantzBonerz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?

The living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?

He was a Serial Kaler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruce_Wang007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Where do murderers go on vacation?

The Bahama-cides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapDonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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They found the murderer of Captain Crunch.

It was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefrayedfiles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Did you hear about the murderer that went through a door?

It was an open and shut case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wintheawesome
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Black holes are the biggest mass murderers

Literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeZzUs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?

They start by dragon it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleB_127
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.

When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"

The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:

"Irony," he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BholeFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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How did the murderer do on his math test?

He killed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamera0000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What kind of cologne does a murderer wear?

Axe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehSpockinator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you hear about the murderer who stored his spices in the freezer?

He served hard thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxmun1ch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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A police officer was chasing a murderer named Ed

Ed had been running for a while and wouldn't have the endrurance to run for much longer. The officer realised this and yelled: Stop! You have to get arrested!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jannehirsimaki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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There's murderers and rapist here at municipal court, and I'm here for running a stop sign?!

Gimme a brake!

(remember kids, follow the traffic laws)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybersatellite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Did you hear about the paraplegic murderer

They gave him the chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PomPom1990
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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How Do You Find Where a Murderer Lives?

You use a Psychopath :)

Nobody in psychology appreciated that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastelEmma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticaFont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I watched a stand-up routine by a convicted murderer.

The jokes were dead-on, really a killer performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Did you hear about the twin owl murderers?

They were in co-hoots.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why do Murderers always laugh hysterically?

That’s how they put the Laughter in Slaughter...!

Happy Halloween πŸŽƒ

Here all night haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditgotme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Cop 1: You really think the murderer will come back to visit the body of his victim?

Dad Cop: Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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What did the murderer with an axe for their hand say to their victim?

Don’t worry I won’t lay a finger on you but my axe on the other hand will!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panzerjess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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Serial Murderer [SMBC] smbc-comics.com/?id=3845
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PthariensFlame
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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Making a Murderer didn't have Avery good ending.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garryd11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Murderer jokes are really dark...

But sometimes they kill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ckenworthy1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What kind of murderer has moral fiber?

A cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanny_O_Rear
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2016
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