Moving Violation Puns

A list of puns related to "Moving Violation"

A policeman pulled me over the other day and started crying as he was writing me a traffic ticket. I asked him why was he crying?

He said it was because I committed a moving violation.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why did the cow get a ticket?

Because of a mooing violation.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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A bit startled, I asked, "Officer, why are you crying while writing me my ticket?” He sighed...

"It’s a moving violation!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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The cop teared up a little as she wrote out my ticket.

I guess it was a moving violation.

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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“Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: it’s a .....moving violation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Me: Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?

Cop: It’s such a moving violation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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“Officer, are you crying while you are writing me a ticket?”

Cop: It’s a...moving violation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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“Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: Yes. It’s quite a moving violation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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“Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: Yes. It’s quite.....a moving violation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Driver: Officer, are you actually crying while writing my ticket?

Cop: It was a moving violation.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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