β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: it’s a .....moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why did the cow get a ticket?

Because of a mooing violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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A bit startled, I asked, "Officer, why are you crying while writing me my ticket?” He sighed...

"It’s a moving violation!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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The cop teared up a little as she wrote out my ticket.

I guess it was a moving violation.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Me: Officer, why are you crying while writing me a ticket?

Cop: It’s such a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: Yes. It’s quite a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while you are writing me a ticket?”

Cop: It’s a...moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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β€œOfficer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?”

Cop: Yes. It’s quite.....a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Driver: Officer, are you actually crying while writing my ticket?

Cop: It was a moving violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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