A list of puns related to "Mother And Father"
Iβll make you an offer I canβt understand.
Because my mom doesn't allow my dad to say anything
shoulder this bird, hun.
But Son day happens once every week
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They were transparents
... but every week there's a sunday.
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I am corkasian.
Iβm not going to tell you; the answer is apparent.
Me: I'll just go to the bank on Monday.
Mom: The banks aren't open tomorrow.
Me: What stupid holiday is it now?
Mom: Leif Erikson Day...
cue my eyes rolling
I visited him today and he looked a bit down. I asked him if he was alright. "No, I'm half left." God damn it dad.
My mother has given birth to 5 boys, no girls, of which I am the oldest. Sitting at dinner after two of my younger brothers duked out, my mother begins...
"There are too many penises in this house!"
Dad replied, "Oh, you're just jealous."
"No, I'm not. I much prefer my boobs."
"Sounds like you're in denial."
I chimed in, "Don't you mean penile?"
I was rewarded with a hearty chuckle from my father and a roll of the eyes from my mother. The signs of a good days work.
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